Smiling Hippo Bust

Source: Anthropologie via Courtney J. on Pinterest

An article in Science Digest once called the hippo "a wantonly malicious beast...Spencer Tyron, a white hunter, was killed while hunting near the shores of Lake Rukwa, Tanzania. A bull hippo turned over the dugout canoe from which Tyron was shooting, and bit off his head and shoulders."

Let's totally put that up on our newborn son's nursery wall to encourage him to be wantonly malicious.